Halloween falls on a Monday this year, which means that most NFL players were too busy playing football yesterday to put together awesome home-made costumes. Luckily for them, we’re here to help them out with some suggestions for quick and easy costumes they can buy at the store.
Aaron Rodgers as Hulk Hogan
He’s the reigning champ and he’s proven he can pull off the handlebar mustache. Plus, we know that he already has a championship belt.
Alex Smith as a zombie
Alex Smith is widely regarded as a bust, yet he’s somehow earned back the starting quarterback job for the team that drafted him in 2005. Now, it looks like he’s leading them to the playoffs. If that’s not coming back from the dead, I don’t know what is.
Joe Flacco as Bert from Sesame Street
Sam Bradford as a beaver
Andy Dalton as Little Orphan Annie
Chris Johnson as Rick James
Marshawn Lynch as a Predator
Calvin Johnson as Megatron
Mike Wallace as The Flash
Honestly, The Flash should probably go as Mike Wallace for Halloween.
Chad Ochocino as a Patriots fan
Antonio Cromartie as Super Sperm
Brett Keisel as Santa Claus
Rex Ryan as a pumpkin
Frankly, there are many coaches in the NFL world who could fill out this costume. Maybe Rex can get together with his brother Rob, Andy Reid, Mike McCarthy and Romeo Crennel to form a pumpkin brigade.